FUNNY: Stana Katic

This past week I got some good news.  The owners of a two family rental property on Tipp Hill that I’ve been looking at accepted my offer!  Yup.  I’m soon to have my own place.  I’ll be posting photos as things progress.

Just this morning I was reading Esquire and saw Stana (see below) and found her joke not only funny, but timely.  Ms. Katic is featured in the Feb 2010 issue of Esquire in the “Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman” section.

Stana Katic

THE JOKE:

A guy meets a hooker in a bar.  She says, “This is your lucky night. Let’s play a game.  I’ll do anything you want for $300, so long as you can say it in three words.”

The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and, one at a time, lays three 100-dollar bills on the bar and says slowly, “Paint…my…house.”

Meet Stana.  She’s 31, Canadian, and practices archery and falconry. And apparently she’s on the ABC Network show, Castle.  If you know any hookers that are secretly good with a paint brush, let me know.

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