Johnny vs. Fallon: Round One

  • (long into the conversation)
  • Johnny: You are the kinda girl I used to throw snowballs at in the Winter, and water balloons at in the Summer. And I never miss.
  • Fallon: I'm the kinda girl that will throw rocks year round.
  • Johnny: But I saw your biceps, the only rocks you throw get covered in whisky. Woodford Reserve. Now write that on your hand and don't forget.
  • Fallon: I didn't think someone could be a bigger smart ass than me sweetie.

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